ZOMG Our angel and VC friends have done it again. They’d rather roast our insides than roast the turkey. Turn that portfolio company from turkey to turnkey. Joke’s on us, VC billionaires.
-1- Paul Kedrosky: Somali Pirates and TARP
*PAULSON: TARP PIRATE EQUITY IS AN `INVESTMENT,’ WILL PAY OFF.”
-2- Brad Feld: Take Responsibility for your Actions
“I tried calling 1-800-BAIL-OUT to see if I was missing something. They wouldn’t help me…”
-3- Joi Ito: Loic for a Day
“I thought about selling Loic on eBay, but I realized that would be too selfish.”
-4- Jeff Nolan: I am a Bond
“4 basic types of bonds, Schoolhouse Rock style.”
-5- Fred Wilson: Do You Ever Do Any Real Work?
“Slowly but surely people are wising up to the fact that blogging is work and its a very valuable use of my time.”
-6- James D. Robinson IV: The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
“VC’s are too arrogant and the pitching process is too inefficient.”
-7- Daniel Cohen: New TeeVee Live!
“”The best part was his reply to a question on how Fred changed his life: “I get attention from the senior girls in school, which is cool”. Excellent.”
-8- Josh Kopelman: Road Trip
“Chris Fralic, organized a two-day road trip to the four largest advertising agencies in country. We rented a bus.”
-9- Bing Gordon: Looking for Killer Apps
“Look how smart I am (how dumb I am not!); I got this new (insert hardware model here) and it can do this!!!”
-10- Mark Cuban: Proud to be an American
“I can tell you that no entrepreneur or CEO worth a damn in this country gives up or works less because of a change in tax policy.”
**Honorable mention**
-11- David Cowan: It’s a Smule World After All
When Jeff’s team isn’t cleaning out Bessemer’s kitchen, they’re churning out ass-kicking Chuck-on-iPhone (CHiP) apps.
**Your turn**
Suggest funny angel and VC blog posts through Turkey Day (you know these are going to be ridiculous!)
Marissa Louie is the Founder and CEO of AD Village (http://ad-village.com) which helps bloggers monetize and advertisers optimize. If you liked this post, you might also like You Know You’re a Young Female Entrepreneur When…, 10+ Funniest Angel and VC Blog Posts October 2008, and The Future Co-existence of PR and Advertising. She gets esoteric on Twitter, where she announces Entrepreneur 2 Entrepreneur Office Hours and broadcasts her entrepreneurial journey.
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