Been to Starbucks lately? Maybe you dropped in for a quick work session — what with the free Wi-Fi and warm $4 lattes? You snagged a tiny, wooden chair, propped open your Mac, waited a few minutes for the spinning rainbow to get you online, only to realize how maddeningly slow it is. But, what the heck, you thought. You’re just gonna blast off a few emails, and maybe take a call or two before you hit the road. But first, you gotta bend and stretch to find that ever-elusive outlet… only to see the rotund nerd on the faux-leather couch next to you has already sucked up all the power, with about 4 devices double-jacked in the plugs. OK, you think… well, this Mac’s battery is good for about 45 min.
And there’s the call, your smartphone almost vibrating itself off the little, round table. You quickly reach over your laptop lid to snag the phone, almost toppling the hot latte. Whew, you think. That woulda been a nitemare, spilling coffee all over your expensive, blingy gadgets. You swipe to take the call right as the barista starts grinding the 4 pounds of beans he needs for the long line of people standing elbow to elbow, extending out the door, letting the cold air and traffic noise in. And that heavyset guy next to you? His power-sapping devices start jangling with meeting alerts. He grabs his phone and dials in as well. Conference call. And he’s not the quiet type. He’s bloviating into that phone about the upcoming sales conference as you try and hear your caller — the low-talker VP on the other end — your boss’s boss — as he near-whispers to you something about something you need to do, right as the barista ramps up the grinding blades.
Yeah, we’ve all been there. Working in coffee shops. But guess what? You hate this? You travel a lot? Cause THIS is your life on the plane now that the FAA is relaxing rules around devices at 40,000 feet. There is NO MORE black hole away from being “always connected”. If the airlines allow your fellow passengers to take calls, conduct meetings, and run their businesses on the plane, you’ll have no respite from the loud-talker salesperson, the weepy mistress crying about her lousy life as the “other woman”, the whining geek too afraid of not being the only one with the good idea, and the seatmate hogging not only the armrest, but the very peaceful air you used to be able to relax into. All we can do is pray the airlines will have the sanity to make some rules about the new etiquette that will be so sorely needed as we torpedo into the future with our gadgets turned on, gate to gate!