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About Larry Chiang

Larry Chiang investigates and experiences entrepreneurship and pre-entrepreneurship. He covers the front-lines via Bloomberg BusinessWeek's channel “What They Don’t Teach You at Business School”. He has a JBA not an MBA. Its a Jedi in Business Administration. After Chiang’s Harvard Law keynote, Harvard Business wrote: “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School“ . If you read his scandalously awesome "How to Hack at AfterParty", “What a Supermodel Can Teach a Stanford MBA” and “How to Get Man-Charm”, you will like his latest post.

Our guest writer, Larry Chiang, is at times a tortured blogger. If you have seen his GigaOm post, “9 VC’s You’re Gonna Want To Avoid“, then you read his ONE Techmeme hit. In Silicon Valley, if it doesn’t make TechMeme, you did not really blog it.

This article will NOT be in his book…,

By Larry Chiang
I used to laugh at Rick Springfield. He wrote the song, that is also my ringtone, “Jessie’s Girl”. Entrepreneurs also can be one hit wonders too.

Well after nearly a year of blogging, I have one techmeme placement.
One. It is documented on Henry Work’s crunchBase via “BloggerBoard

“BloggerBoard ranks publications and their authors by Techmeme headline appearances.”

Below are confessionals of 9 ways I tried to get back and place an article on Gabe Rivera’s Techmeme.

-1- Cut and Pasted someone else’s work. Did you like my post, “How to Work a Room“?! Well I ripped it from Susan Roane’s book of ‘similar’ title, “How to Work a Room“ . I still get inbound links but it never made it to techmeme.

-2-  Tipping Bribing and Comping. At a wordpress event, I handed out slices of Pizza to bloggers in exchange for filling out a contest form with name, email, cell phone and blog address. Contest Secret: everyone was a winner.

Tipping Bribing and Comping might work for getting a couple of inbound links but it won’t get you onto the granddaddy of blogger validation: TechMeme.

-3- Blog about a book project sounding like a sequel (to a tome I never wrote). Have you heard of the twelve year best-seller, “What They Don’t Teach You At Harvard Business School” by Mark McCormack? It came out in 1983 and was a NY Times bestseller for over ten years. My sequel sounding book comes out 09-09-09 and is called, “What They Dont Teach You At Stanford Business School”

The article 9 Things Stanford B-School Won’t Teach You was pretty popular, and kinda evergreen, but alas no techmeme coverage.

-4- Mànàg à Troìs your way onto Techmeme. I wrote about a unique
three-way: sex, founders and an exit strategy for your Stanford Business School girlfriend. I thought that mànàg was edgy and savvy enough to game the Techmeme secret algorithm… it was not.

-4b- Another entry angle onto Techmeme vis a via mànàg à troìs was to promote a conference I was not even speaking at. No, it wasn’t Blogworld but rather SXSW 2008. Just because I did not mooch a press pass from Hugh Forrest, does not mean I didn’t cover Sarah Lacy at SXSW :

-4c- Constant Mànàg à Troìs in the TechCrunch50 blogger pit. In this case I use Mànàg à Troìs to mean be involved in three-way conversations and linking people to each other.

I mechanically wooed, charmed, butt-kissed and candoodled top tier bloggers in the #TC50 blogger pit. I even got the alpha of the conference Michael Arrington to mention me BY NAME from the stage.
Althogh I did not hit TechMeme gold but did man-charm a potential co-founder for Buck9  and got lots of Twitter/Facebook/FriendFeed love.

In short, my three-way, triangular effort to attack the goal of getting onto Techmeme from two fronts fell short. Similar to a mànàg, three person dynamics are either working for you or against you.

-5- Get mentored by a celebrity billionaire to get onto Techmeme. I write stuff that I myself wanna read. My Mark Cuban interview was meant to be a window into Cuban’s entrepreneurial soul and a confession about my own wants and desires to be a billionaire. Techmeme did not care and the blogosphere was indifferent.

-6- Navigate and embrace bad blogger fortune. In the same way we “Navigate bad entrepreneur fortune” ,
we realize that blogging will have good and bad seasons. I was an entrepreneur before I became a blogger, so surviving a storm is second nature to me.

-7- Close a deal via voicemail to get a techmeme placement. Ever hear a voicemail I leave? It is goose bump-ly killer in that it leverages listener train of thought, top of mind needs, a dash of content/news, a sprinkle of WIFM (what’s in it for me) and a healthy dose of humor. It usually elicits a call-back, an email, or IM reply. At the very least I get a text message response.

I see voicemails as an old-school, sniper app because like good direct mail, it can quickly rise to the top of a dying channel of communication. Hmm, maybe I should do a direct mail campaign to get on TechMeme… err wait, I did :-) . Bloggers, look in your postal mailbox NOW.

-8- chaBillionaire. Blog about something way outside of technology, but still technological. I picked covering rappers . No, I did not get onto Techmeme, but I gotta new BFFsINCLUDE PIC WITH Brian SOLIS ATTRIBUTION. A mentor once told me, ‘if you want to have a valuable tech company, you should take tech out of the company as soon as possible”.

-9- If all else fails, write about TechMeme :-) Comments contest: best comment that adds value in the effort to land a post on Techmeme get a winter fleece jacket.

Yes, Sarah Lacy, “Once you’re lucky but, Twice You’re Good” also applies to Techmeme placement, so maybe – maybe – maybe I will luck into bookending my blogging career with one last Techmeme placement.

Good luck out there and text/call me during my office hours of 11:11am (and pm) +/- 15 minutes. PDA to sms: 650-283-8008. Landline to call 650-566-9696.

Larry Chiang is the founder of Duck9 , which educates college students on how to establish and maintain a FICO score over 750. He has testified before Congress and World Bank on credit.

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Our guest blogger, Larry Chiang, is an instructive humorist. If you liked “9 VC’s You’re Gonna Want To Avoid”, you’ll like this submission on “Navigating Bad Entrepreneurial Fortune”. This will be in his book,

 

By Larry Chiang

“Life is difficult,” writes M. Scott Pleck in his seminal tome, ‘The Road Less Travelled’. I have compiled raw ideas I wanted to share them from the opposite of Difficult-ville: Scottsdale AZ.

Here are my tips for when things go badly…

-1- Conserve Your Energy while you are drowning. Waves will drag you down deep but, “Allow the wave to pull you down and give in to the energy of the wave,” advise my
surf mentor. After the power of the down-wave inevitably passes,
un-drown yourself.

-1b- Set aside your fear of death like Mel Gibson in “When we were Soldiers Once and Young”. I try to set aside fear of financial death by my attitude, “Gain a zero, lose a zero… I’m still the same guy”.

-1c- “Fear,” as Lou Holtz, legendary football coach, points out, “is false evidence appearing real’.

-2- No Yard Sales. School simply does not teach you the simulated hardships of making choices and being productive while being under a barrage of fire.

-3- Learn to take it in the butt temporarily. In the ShawShank Redemption, Tim Robbins literally had to take it in the rear (just like college duckies with banks). The character, Andy Dufrain, bid his time, did not call-in favors, added value to the guards, added value to the warden and Jeffrey Dahmer-ized his sodomizers by Act III.

Cathartic. Literally.

-4- Monkey See, Monkey Do. When a person sees something they are likely to do that same thing.

Stay fundamental. In the book “Blink”, what’s-his-name had a case study of a staff saergent in the field who would drill his soldiers regularly to keep them sharp and fundamentally sound. The result; lowest casualty rates on the front line.

When was the last time you drilled. Me, I made myself buy and sell SuperBowl tickets using a cell phone lead gen system. I took down thirty numbers of dudes looking to sell and text messaged themback prior to crunch time. This is similar but harsher version of what Duck9 does on campus.

I ended up getting a person who had a friend selling two for $1200 but had walked in already. The value 60 feet away was $2k+ per. I don’t tell you this to impress you but to share that I was scared and alive at every twist and turn of my fortune.

During hardship, your default mentors behavior will shine through. I observed my cousin Andy lose two limbs. I can do anything in life with four limbs cuz Andy Yuan (his two kids are in my facebook pic) can do anything armless.

My dad is a default mentor too. He came from work everyday when I was in high school saying, I should’ve quit my job (at Argonne National Lab) earlier. Two years into engineering school, I started UCMS.

-5- Less Hell, more heaven please. Shorten your trip to hell and back by opening up your ears. I’d tell you to get a mentor, but BUDDIE, isn’t that why you are on your way to Hell– cuz your ears are in the off position?!

-6- Manage your time treasure. Do not ignore the 70-20-10 rule even if becomes 98/1/1. The numbers refer to the split of time spent doing
- core tasks
- investment of time
- donation of time

The ideal is 70-20-10, but 98/1/1 is ok temporarily.

Tread unto 105 / (-1) / (-4) lightly. Drown in 125 / (-18) / (-7) to age twelve years in less than five.

-7- Journal It. If your life is worth living, it is worth recording. I use http://www.WhatTheyDontTeachYouAtStanfordBusinessSchool.com as my journal/confessional /goal setter. I also love morning pages.

8. No cheating to temporarily feel good. Nicotine is not your friend.
Neither is vigilante-ism. Sometimes the best way to take a vacation from pain is a leisure activity with more pain (try jogging in Chicago outside in January or boxing with hot angry girl kickboxer. Oops, I just turned myself on…).

-10- Be thankful of something. Imagine you are getting pummeled by a 120 pound Filipino at a sparring match. There is no worse heck-taki if you’re 230 pound dude with a 6’6″ reach getting killed by Sheila Mendez :-( so remember it can always be worse, so effen count your blessings.

-11- Goal set (or unearth your previous goals). Pain feels good if it is FOR something you are working toward. Some entrepreneurs in Asse9 have even rewired their brain to juxtapose pain and pleasure.

-12- Make Karma Your Buddy. Can you do something good for someone even while you are suffering?!

Good luck out there and text me during my office hours of 11:00 – 11:30 am (and pm).

Larry Chiang is the founder of duck9, which educates college student on how to establish and maintain a FICO score over 750. He has testified before Congress  and World Bank on credit http://www.ucms.com/Larry-Chiang-World-Bank-Beijing-Presentation.htm

“Good luck out there and text me during my office hours of 11:00 – 11:30 am (and pm). PDA to sms: 650-283-8008″

Our guest blogger, Larry Chiang, is an instructive humorist. If you liked 9 VC’s You’re Gonna Want To Avoid, you’ll like this submission on closing a deal after the conference.  We’re supporting his book project,“What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School” that comes out 09-09-09.

by Larry Chiang

Yeah, you got lucky.

You went to Las Vegas for BlogWorld Expo and
(a) lost less than $200 at BlackJack,
(b)lost part of your bathing suit (Ashley) and
(c) did not come home with an STD

…that counts you as LUCKY in any book.  And you read the post, “How to Hack BlogWorld” before you went so your ‘luck’ was due to great preparation.

Here is how to keep that luck rolling with my eight lucky, post conference tips.

-1- Ping Via Email.  Close via Voicemail.  Confirm the email addresses in that stack of business cards.  One ping only.  After it, you can “Close a Deal Via VoiceMail

-2- Tackle your ToDos compiled at TechSet Vegas party.  Lets say you meet Sarah Lacy and you offer to host her at your next book club meet up (after you gave her a drunk lap dance)– You now owe her a full blown email that includes details, venue and potential dates two to three months out.


Photo credit Brian Solis

Ok, truth: I asked for an intro to her lit agent (unfortunately, the lap dance I gave her really did happen).  I am using this link love to her book in lieu of sending an email request for another intro to her lit agent (Yes I sooo single task.  Single tasking is doing one thing and getting credit over and over.).

-3- Biz Cards in a Binder.  Or taped to a piece of paper.  Organize and highlight chronologically.  I also organize it by event.  To impress the intros I get from the host or hitter, I review those cards every so often.

-4- Send out thank you notes (the stamped kind).
Send out notes via snail mail or be SillyCon Valley and choose to NOT do it.  I do it.  Heck I really really really do it.  I thank via USPS, FedEx, UPS and even 1-800-FLOWERS.  For example, I will even send men flowers if they host me at a weekend long event and introduce me to ALL of their HITTER friends: #Foo08 and #Foo09.

-5- Write a Blog Post and link to your fave peeps.  TRANSLATION: WRITE AN ARTICLE AND PUT A CONNECTOR WEB SITE ADDRESS IN HIGHLIGHTED TEXT that promotes your favorite blog people (that transalation was for hawt Ohio Valley blogger girl that met me outside the men’s room.  See I can be a smart asse9 too)

My fave people I spent 60 or more minutes with…

Robert Scoble http://scobleizer.com/
Brian Solis http://www.future-works.com/
Cheryl Contee http://pdf2007.confabb.com/users/profile/Cheryl+Contee
Sarah Lacy http://www.sarahlacy.com/
Marissa Louie http://marissalouie.com/wordpress/
Rick Calvert http://www.blogworldexpo.com/blog/
Pete Cashmore http://www.mashable.com
Bambi Francisco http://www.vator.tv

And Man-Charm!  Men who charmed me.
Adam Jackson  http://twitter.com/adamjackson http://dailytechtalk.com/
Chuck Burke metromojo twitter
Ryan Hupfer http://hubpages.com/profile/Ryan+Hupfer http://www.hupandsteph.com/

-6- This is a One-Hit-Wonder-Free-Zone.  A one hit wonder is a guy who meets you for two seconds that adds you.  No adding people on facebook if you didn’t talk at least two minutes.  Remember, they call it Facebook friends.  Not Facebook ‘acquaintances’

-7- Damage Control.  Were you lewd and lascivious  towards a hottie?!  Or worse, were you non-reciprocal of her lewd and lascivious come-ons?!  Fix it all with a facebook gift!

If that elixir fails and there is still a cloud of sexually tense-ified grossie gross, send them link love in your next GigaOm post.  Oh wait, you do not blog for GigaOm, but I do! (and I have yet to use that get-out-of-Jail-free-card)
-8-  Host the Twitter (Post) Party on your blog.  Sending blog love in reverse chronological order…

@tristanHarris @malouie @ashleysays @vegasbill @allinenergy @srussollillo
@mashable @peteCashmore @BFrancisco @vatorTV
@LVCC-SOUTH-Lazy-Union-Workers @AshleySays
@patrick_fitfuel @cinevegas @michael_hoffman @allinEnergy
@vegasBill @KK @jbillingsley @janeHamsher @che3ryl
@claireYA @ajv @doverbey @morganB
@samBasel @acoolong @jeffRandall
@lisaettany @dorotheeRH @technosailor
@neenz @Msaleem @mashable @rabeidoh
@scobleizer @maryamie
@wingdude
@MattMullenweg @wordpress
@kevinboer @davidcubed @debng @trisHussey @1timstreet @garyrosenzweig @geekMommy @queenofspain @jasonfalls @timothy_jones @mta1 @stoweboyd @affilliatewarrior @chrisbaggott @gregarious

Phew. That was a hard post to crank on my sidekick III.  Am taking a long snooze in my flight back to SFO.  Look for me on the exit aisle seat in coach :-)

CONTEST:
In the comments section, list out your post conference follow up tips.  Best tip gets a duck9 fleece jacket (an $80 value)

Larry Chiang  founded  duck9 to graduate college students with a FICO over 750 using text messages in fourtune cookie sized tips.  He writes for GigaOm’s Found|Read. His earlier posts include: How to Work The Room; Man Charm; 8 Tips On How to Get Mentored ; and 9 VCs You’re Gonna Want To Avoid.

You can read equally funny founder-focused-lessons on Larry’s Amazon.com blog.  He recently did an 8 hour interview of Mark Cuban in a post called “How to Go From Millionaire to Billionaire.  Ten tips from 8 hours with Cuban.”

21 Lucky Tips to Ace BlogWorld

by Larry Chiang

This is a big weekend.

It is finally here.  BlogWorld Expo in Las Vegas.

I have been called a conference professional.  Why?!  I go with the express written intention to ace the conference and boost my personal stock.  I am the opposite of Machiavellian in my approach because I clearly state the focus of my conference attending experience.

These tips are part of my platform, “What They Don’t Teach You At Stanford Business School”.

In this post, I break down conference fundamentals.  In keeping with the Las Vegas spirit of earning a win, preparing to do well and getting lucky (or as Mark Cuban says, “wanting to win is easy, but preparing to win isn’t”), here are twenty-one tips.

-1- Fly Right. First realize that there is high likelihood there will be conference attendees on the same flight and the airport is a captive networking opportunity.  Maximize meet-ups by waiting at the gate versus the club lounge.  Holding a sign-up is cheesey-scary-genius, but an industry related book is ideal to signal.
 
Also, forgo the free upgrade and fraternize in the cheap seats.  The rationale is that five good peeps you see and meet in coach is way better than one fat cat up in 1st.  Your 1K elite flight status isn’t a complete waste, you can still pre-board and bring a buddie, so make a new friend.
 
-2- Pre-Conference Networking!  This critical manuver gets you 6-10 solid contacts.  Work the RSVP list like a tri Delt sorority girl from Arizona State University dialing for dollars.  Meet them via LinkedIn, Spoke, Twitter, Facebook or their blog.  Expect that 15% of the list won’t show but be aware of an extra 15% that will show.

-3b- Get Jiggy With the Jargon.  Leverage conference buzzwords to introduce yourself to panelists, attendees, speakers and conference organizers.  For example, scrape Twitter, Google and Summize for the key conference terminology and nomenclature.  For example, Tim OReilly’s Foo Camp 2009 would prompt ‘foo camp 2008′, ‘#foocamp08′, ‘alpha Tech Ventures’ and “@timOreilly” searches.  Take those results and start palm-pressing (aka saying “hi”) via Facebook, Twitter, FriendFeed, wiki, conference guestbook and/or attendees’ blogs.

-3c- Ask for pre-conference introductions.  Get warm intros to speakers via email from a mutual work friend.  You might need to lay out an email for the introducer.  You will more likely ace the conference by lining up meetings with industry leaders and ‘hitters’.

-4- Work the Secret Society VIP list.  My best inside tip is to bribe the conference PR girl to reveal last minute A-list bloggers and reporters to you.

-4b-  Work the Secret Society VIP & attendee list some more.  This time tip the Bell Captain in charge of early am newspaper distribution $2/attendee to attach some ‘brand-my-company’ leaflets.  It works well to staple a “Welcome to TechCrunch 50″ to a Wall Street Journal or Economist magazine.  Bonus bonus if your company is also on page 3.  Minus minus if your CEO has a print ad running from his modeling agency days on p25.

-4c-  Promote a secret society of your own.  How?! Host a non conference approved happy hour. Picture a par-for-the-course conference at boring hotel #9.  Within the mix of stale meeting rooms and stuffy ballrooms is your ‘secret’ hosted reception in a top-floor suite.

Critical components to a well produced ‘secret’ happy hour include blurbing word of the event to critical co-hosts.  The co-hosts promote it to their crew of friends.  Word-of-mouth is critical.  In the same way that college student text message each other about good deals, people will buzz about your party.

-4d- Sharing, feeding and getting a theme.  An option is to let the secret out of the bag with signage through out the hotel and posting on the hotel meeting TV bulletin board.  I prefer hosting with some food or at least having pizza delivered.

I love themed happy hours with guest interaction (e.g. a pirate on the high seas).  You can tag stickers on their name badges and dole out party favors.

-4e- Off the deep end.  Get a confernce post party going by having your CEO make in-suite chocolate chip pancakes.  Don’t offer utensils and wait for the sticky fun to begin.  Leave the HR and legal team at home or in the dark.

-5- Prep your elevator pitch of who you are and what you do.  This should coincide with your conference thesis and focus.  For example, if I go to a technology conference, my soundbyte is, “I head up a company that does FICO preparation for college students and I’m here to see how people
send text messages from a ten digit number.

-6- Kiss alpha, gamma and beta ass.  Don’t make the mistake of just being a star-chaser and only kissing alpha ass.  Kissing gamma and beta ass means being nice to assistants & staffers (gammas)and of course fellow attendees (betas).

An extreme example is to kiss check-in staffer ass by making your check-in process turn into a vacation FOR THEM.  (See diagram XII Diagram of conf Totem Pole.  Mother Hen, Chair, speakers, keynoter, panelist, lunch Keynoter, break out session speaker, attendee Important vs Involved)

Kudos if you smoke out the conference producer and PR point people. (See diagram XII checkin booth lay-out).  If they’re a self-published blogger or frequent commenter on TechCrunch/SiliconBeat/GigaOm, wax on about how you took notes on their comment.


 
-7- Multiple Targets, Multiple Bogies.  This means attending conferences with your team.  ‘Targets’ are people to meet.  Bogies are conference signal noise that come in the form of seller/beggar/moocher and cause interference.  When you go to a conference with a team, you’ll (a) need a ‘control’ that acts as a “central command”, (b) tight leashes on 1st time conference attendees, (c) ass early am meetings and (d) clear team objectives.

-7b- Targets and Bogies at a Booth.  If y’all have a conference booth, you’ll want to get a clear booth schedules, hire traffic stoppers (aka booth babes), hand out premiums, collect and rate leads every half-day and book second meetings for execs.
See diagram BOOTH

-8- Coincide your local media appearance in and around the conference.  Nothing legitimizes you more than a local TV news show interview.  Another gambit is having a photographer shoot you while you’re on a panel or walking the expo floor

Don’t over do it by loading up YouTube clips on your iPhone jacked into flat panel displays on perpetual repeat unless you’re 80% as cute as this shih tzu .

-9- Get in early and leave late.  The old way was to ‘big league’ by flying in late and flying out early.  You as the newly minted grad, doused in the scent of presidential timber, need to outwork, outflank and outshine industry veterans and stalwarts.

-10- Investing in Conference Treasure.  Hey, you spent $250k going to b-school (or saved $250k by NOT going), so why not tip bribe and comp $200.00 (of your own money) to boost your conference visibilty or springboard to your conference goals.  I’m not recommending going into credit card debt, but manage your treasure to make more treasure (Chapter 2 of my book, “What They Dont Teach You At Stanford Business School”)

-11- Peak on the Last Day.  Conserve your energy and don’t make career stalling mistakes when you’re tired.  Ideally, you and your effervescence still glow on Day 3 of a three day conference.

-12- Take Conference Notes.  Is the panel on ‘Monetization of Social Networking’ putting you to sleep?!  Taking paper notes is a lost art but clear dividends include compiling post conference ‘To-Do’s, tracking who you sat with and when so you can follow up, clearing the conference haze of who will refer what and when, cutting and pasting a good panel idea for your own SXSW presentation and my favorite… ripping off an entire keynote to place into your book, “What They Dont Teach You At Stanford Business School” . I also take pictures of my notes and tag them on facebook.

-12b-  I also do something very old school… if there’s a person I’d like to do business with that ISN’T going to the conference, Ill offer to fax notes to them.  My new school gambit; if/when I hear of someone get cited at a conference (e.g. Ted Rhinegold of Dogster or Seth Sternberg at Meebo) I’ll text message them.  I out note take every GSBer I’ve ever met.

Conferences are like school
-13a- Don’t Forget to Pack School Supplies
- Sharpie or Chiesel Tip Colored Sharpie
- Business cards (and if you’re fancy a personal card if you’re job shopping)
- Fraiche Frozen Yogurt gift cards. Or Starbux to hand out to helpful people not in Palo Alto CA
- Business card holder.  Its a three ring binder compatible holder that sits in a plastic sleeve.  Biz cards will get lost in a shuffle.  Diagram 9.
- Easel boards they’ll have there but post-it nores you’ll have to swipe
- FedEx return ship labels (bonus if its your agency shipper number).  You can also hand these out to people who don’t want to carry their conference binder back with them
- EXTRA CREDIT bring a branded binder, lanyard or chain for your name badge, stickers for your name badge holder

 

If you HAVE to talk during class…

-13b– Side Bar Ettiquette
If you’re gonna talk to your neighbor its 10x for classy to jot a note or text them.  If you’re the CEO chatting with post panel fans, take it outside the ballroom or risk getting chased by a gamma attendee trying to learn.  A gamma is a lower tier business executive just starting career.

-14- Kiss Conference Chairperson Ass.  If you’re a pro, you’ll get migrated from attendee to VIP when this alpha mentions you from the podium.  You will reach stratospheric status if they walk you around the room introducing you.  Brown nosing is gross now that I live in SF, but tastefully kissing ass right near the crack is how you escalate to VIP status.

-15- Work in comforting 10 wall flowers.  Ten per conference is very good but ten per day is legendary.  It is best to mingle as a single conference attendee whereas packs of two tend to rockpile (where the two stones cling to each other and not meet others).  Build your karma and you might accidentally meet your next $20mm client.

-16- Promote something for someone without any benefit to yourself.

-17- Solidify and simplify your brand at the conference.  Me, I’m the FICO guy that can answer credit questions and I’ve helped dozens of people I’ve met at conference mixers raise their credit score.  I wrote a GigaOm article helping and I can help you too.  Ideally, your brand is easy enough to regurgitate after two martinis, four hours of sleep over continental breakfast while on a blackberry.

-18- Sleep Right @ Conference Hotel.  Try to stay at hotel where the conference is, sleep at least three hours, avoid roomates, work out at least 10 minutes.  If the hotel is full, waitlist (love the waitlist and read GigaOm tip #5 ) yourself.  Try to never ever
*booty call an attendee
*stay with a friend that lives in the city,
*eat alone,
*meet up with friends from that city

-18b- Manage your conference libido.  Just because you tipped 3 nickels for the two class room upgrade as per my previous Amazon post, it doesn’t mean you need to show off by inviting people up.

-18c- Remember, ace three conferences a year and you can live like an oil baron and rent out an entire floor.  But while you’re a new GSBer, leave your new dating interest a note under her door.

-19- Conference Man-charm .  In Wall Street, Bud Fox says to his mentor, “I’ve always dreamed of one thing and that to do business with a man like yourself”.  Saying it with flowers is over-the-top, but sending a fruit basket is ‘PRO!’.  Read more on “man Charm” in my GigaOm post.

-20- Post Conference To-Do’s.  Two or three conference follow-ups can add to the fun part of the 80-20 rule.  Translation, follow-ups are easy and very beneficial.  Basics include logging contacts’ business cards, adding cell phone numbers, tagging some Facebook photos and pushing people along the deal process.  Advanced tips include calendarization of which conference VIP I will follow-up with in Outlook.  Because of notes I took, I will be 13 for 13 in conference follow-up.

-21- Goal Set.  People love people moving towards something.  Me?, I’m rocketship towards 11-11-11 .  It has the innuendo of all ones in a row implying an on-time payment.  By November 11, I will have booked 2,000,000 students with a FICO of 750.  I’ve another goal… migrating myself from conference attendee to Chairperson

BONUS
Fail Upwards And Waitlist Yourself For a Conference.  If you’re not crashing and burning twice a year, maybe you’re not reaching high enough.  Similarly, if you’re not getting towed twice a year, maybe you’re not parking aggressively enough.
 

Best of luck to you… and if you hear of a fun conference you’d like me to crash (or keynote at :-) , text me      650-283-8008     .  And don’t forget to ‘buy’ a copy of my free book. http://www.whattheydontteachyouatstanfordbusinessschool.com/

 

Our guest blogger, Larry Chiang, is an instructive humorist. If you liked 9 VC’s You’re Gonna Want To Avoid, you’ll like this submission on some all-important mentorship societies.  We’re supporting his “What They Don’t Teach You at Stanford Business School” session at Blog World

by Larry Chiang

Be a party promoter to find people to help you with your business.  I don’t mean produce parties, but rather promote yourself at a party to increase your likelihood of finding mentors.

-1- Party Fundamentals 101.  Work mixer parties have a syntax and optimal operation. Read and memorize ‘how to work a room’.  It’s a ‘Best Article of the Day’ / techmeme quality post that outlines nine tips on gracing a party.  This mastery coupled with your tier one academic pedigree willl absolutely increase your likelihood of lead generating a mentor.


-2- Tap into “A Secret Societies of Entrepreneurs”, where “asse9″ is an example.  Another example is the NFL Owners Party in Falcon Field in Mesa Arizona.  These secret societies don’t have a website… they just have breadcrumb clues.  Often, you’ll get wind of it 2 or 3 days post party.  Here’s a crumbie clue for you, search “#Asse9″ and you’ll get a happy ending.

Also, if you’re lucky, a hitter will text message you prior to an event… I’m a hitter and maybe we can be sms buddies.   650-283-8008 .

-3- Hack your way in.  Crash your way into an event but you better back up your chutzpah with some talent.  And be prepared to add value. Add no party value and your personal stock actually can drop by going to a party.

-4- Waitlist Yourself.  The best parties are full and sell out.  Even though I blog for GigaOm and have an industry ass-kicking company, Duck9…, I’m not above waiting in a holding pattern.  The PRO manuever is migrating from waitlist to VIP where your wrangler is the party HOST.

-4b- Another PRO manuver is being able to set aside your alpha status.  Getting told no and asking to wait is a pride swallowing experience.  George Clooney sets aside his top dog status and defers to Brad Pitt.

-4c- Mr Clooney also promotes like a first time producer.  He isn’t in the trailer between takes, he is working the production staff and their +1s.  Even though he snubbed me for a Father’s Day interview, I’m still a fan cuz of his ability to set aside Alpha status.

-5- Reciprocate.  Reciprocate with some type of host ‘thank you’.  Flowers if you’re a hitter saying ThankYou or an email if you’re regular.  Your goal is for the host to say something nice and this increases your deal flow for mentors.

-6- Be Sweet and Sour.  What makes an egg roll soooo good?!  Answer: Sweet and Sour Sauce.  Sweet is being really nice to nice people in a sugary over-the-top kinda way.

Sour is being mean to gamma males peeing up the food chain.  ???, Secret society lingo decoder: gamma males will try to attain false alpha status by knocking betas and alphas down.  Peeing up is putting people down.  Food chain refers to the pecking order alpha, gamma, beta, and delta.

-7- Girl Advice in Girl Talk.  Am channeling on my ‘Lauren Chiang’ persona and attempting to mentor  females… Be ok with going alone.  This is aimed squarely at the 23 y.o. freshly minted college co-ed.  Expand your world and your network 10 fold be navigating events by yourself.

-7b- If u go with a friend, don’t rockPile.

-7c- If u get hotboxed by creepy dudes, text me and I’ll be supersonic and be on your wing cockblocking and teamplaying

-7d- Woo a female mentor with girl charm.  Getting a male mentor at an event is near impossible manuver.  Remember, he pretty much is talking to you for more more or more P****.  Rarely will you meet a dude who sets aside his need for both (money and puddy)

-7e- Be safe.  Call for a car. Get someone to walk you.  Remember, downtown Palo Alto can be preee-eety dangerous so you might wanna text me to walk you if I’m not already at the event.

-8- Pre-promo yourself with an ADVANCE email / message / confirmation to the party host if you’re a girl.  I specifically say FEMALE because if you’re a man, you’re genetically encoded to not plan ahead.
in 15 minute increments, pre-promo yourself with an email will be impossible for you to do.

-9- best tip for last…”Party Promo to Generate Leads for Mentors”.  Close a for a mentor via email.  You’ll have to call me for the secret URL which I’ll sell you for $29.95 cuz its THAT VALUABLE

PayPal me at larry@larrychiang.com
Larry

JK, here it is… for those of you who rapidly sent money, I’ll refund it when I login next.  For your own good, I’d charge you and then REFUND YOU after you do it once cuz it works.  Giving it to you for free is like throwing it away :-(

Here’s the worst vice, free advice worth $30++ in how to close a mentor via email.
A) ping their email.  Short simple sweet to confirm their email address.
B) ask them an easy one and interlace with genuine compliments.  Make your email a vacation.  1000 emails filled with crap, junk and crap.
C) Set up a schedule of contact.
D) close for their cell phone  number.  When you’re a hitter like me, you can getta hitter dudes number asap.  Read man-charm.  If they say no or push back you’ll know where you stand.
E) its ok that a couple emails get unaswered… afterall you’re the beta/delta looking for alpha attention.
F) get some
G) set aside your need for short term anything

Larry Chiang is the founder of duck9, which educates collegestudent on how to establish and maintain a FICO score over 750. He is a frequent contributor to GigaOm’s Found|Read. His earlier posts include: How to Work The Room; 8 Tips On How to Get Mentored ; and 9 VCs You’re Gonna Want To Avoid. You can read more equally funny, but non-founder-focused-lessons on Larry’s Amazon blog.

 

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